160 Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
October is here and you know what that means. Costumes, candy, pumpkins, and the undeniable urge to make everyone laugh at the door. These 160 Halloween knock-knock jokes for kids are exactly what you need to keep the spooky season silly, fun, and just the right amount of ridiculous. Kids love them for trick-or-treating, teachers can use them in classrooms, and parents? Well, parents are allowed to groan loudly and secretly love every single one.
1. Classic Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Everyone Will Love
These are the ones that never get old. Simple setups, easy punchlines, and just enough spooky flavor to feel completely at home on Halloween night. If your kid wants to knock on a door and deliver a joke instead of just saying “trick or treat,” start right here.
1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just me!
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you wants some candy?
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ghost. Ghost who? Ghost stand over there so I can see your costume better.
4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frankenstein! Now open the door before I scare the neighbors.
5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda go trick-or-treating with me?
6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to suck your blood!
7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip my bag with candy and nobody gets haunted.
8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you know it’s Halloween if you don’t answer the door?
9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fang. Fang who? Fang-tastic costume you’ve got on!
10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat you can’t guess what I am!
11. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummy says I have to be home by midnight.
12. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O. Your turn!
13. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Coffin. Coffin who? Coffin a lot tonight, you might want to see a doctor.
14. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ooze. Ooze who? Ooze been eating my Halloween candy?
15. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scream. Scream who? Scream as loud as you want, there’s more candy inside!
16. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zombie. Zombie who? Zombie-body let me in, I’m starving out here!
17. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goblin. Goblin who? Goblin all the candy before anyone else gets it.
18. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tomb. Tomb who? Tomb it may concern: please refill the candy bowl.
19. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Terror. Terror who? Terror-ific! Now hand over the chocolate.
20. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Raven. Raven who? Raven about your costume, it looks incredible.
21. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Skeleton. Skeleton who? Skeleton key. Let me in before sunrise.
22. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pumpkin. Pumpkin who? Pumpkin spice is the real Halloween trick.
23. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Grim. Grim who? Grim and bear it, the candy’s almost gone!
24. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ogre. Ogre who? Ogre the river and through the woods, to Grandmother’s haunted house we go!
25. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cauldron. Cauldron who? Cauldron the phone. I’ve been trying to reach you about your extended warranty. Boo!
26. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nightmare. Nightmare who? Nightmare so fast, I nearly missed your house!
27. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Vlad. Vlad who? Vlad to see you. I’ve been looking all night!
28. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tombstone. Tombstone who? Tombstone my pumpkin and now I’m haunted by the memory.
29. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bee. Bee who? Bee afraid. Bee very afraid.
30. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scooby. Scooby who? Scooby-Doo, where are you? The monsters got loose again!
31. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wicked. Wicked who? Wicked be great friends if you’d just open the door.
32. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch way to the candy?
33. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you! Did a ghost sneak up behind you?
34. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Vlad. Vlad who? Vlad you came to the door. I was getting cold out here.
35. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scooby. Scooby who? Scooby snacks! Hand them over and no one gets spooked.
36. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zombie. Zombie who? Zombie, zombie, zombie. It’s the song. Open up.
37. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Boo-hoo, don’t make a ghost cry!
38. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Night. Night who? Night-mare. I’m the scariest horse you’ll ever meet.
39. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Al. Al who? Al go home after trick-or-treating. Promise.
40. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bean. Bean who? Bean waiting for Halloween all year long. Finally!
These classic Halloween knock-knock jokes for kids are the kind that get passed around at school lunch tables and shouted across front porches on October 31st. If you want even more laughs to keep in your back pocket, the full collection of Halloween jokes sorted by theme is another great place to browse.
2. Spooky Monster Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Vampires, werewolves, mummies, and all their friends show up in this next batch. Kids who love monster movies and creature costumes will have a blast with these. The wordplay leans into every classic Halloween creature, and some of them are genuinely clever for younger audiences.
41. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dracula. Dracula who? Dracula the curtains so the sunlight doesn’t get me!
42. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frankenstein. Frankenstein who? Frankenstein-ly, I just wanted some candy. Chill.
43. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Werewolf. Werewolf who? Werewolf you like to go trick-or-treating tonight?
44. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummy’s the word. Don’t tell dad I ate all the candy.
45. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Igor. Igor who? Igor to open the door right now or I report you to the monster committee.
46. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wolfman. Wolfman who? Wolfman Jack is howling at the moon tonight. You coming?
47. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Count. Count who? Count Dracula! And I’m counting on you to give me candy.
48. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Creatures. Creatures who? Creatures of habit. We come here every Halloween.
49. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Grendel. Grendel who? Grendel me some candy, will you? I’ve been stomping all night.
50. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zombie. Zombie who? Zombie-fied and still trick-or-treating. Dedication.
51. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Medusa. Medusa who? Medusa-lly I’d just turn you to stone. But tonight, candy works too.
52. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ghoul. Ghoul who? Ghoul-friend, open the door, it’s cold and creepy out here!
53. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mumbles. Mumbles who? Mumbles the mummy. Hard to talk with all these bandages.
54. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bigfoot. Bigfoot who? Bigfoot size 14, so the candy better be worth this walk.
55. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Swamp. Swamp who? Swamp Thing forgot to RSVP, but he showed up anyway.
56. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Blood. Blood who? Blood-curdling good costumes out here tonight!
57. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fester. Fester who? Fester get some candy before it’s all gone!
58. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hector. Hector who? Hector-plasm! Ghost confirmed.
59. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Undead. Undead who? Undead-ly serious about getting the good chocolate, not the lollipops.
60. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Creep. Creep who? Creep it down. You’ll wake the whole graveyard.
61. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gwen. Gwen who? Gwen do you think the monsters will go to sleep?
62. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ash. Ash who? Ash zombie with a cold. Very inconvenient on Halloween night.
63. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eddy. Eddy who? Eddy-body will do for a zombie. They’re not picky.
64. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Avery. Avery who? Avery scary ghost! Start running!
65. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Minnie. Minnie who? Minnie people are scared of the dark. Not me though.
66. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bone. Bone who? Bone-ified monster, right here on your doorstep.
67. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hag. Hag who? Hag on a second, I’m still getting my witch hat straight.
68. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spine. Spine who? Spine-tingling to meet you! I’m the skeleton next door.
69. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ribs. Ribs who? Ribs me the wrong way and I’ll rattle.
70. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fangs. Fangs who? Fangs a lot! This is the best Halloween ever.
71. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Skulls. Skulls who? Skulls me later, I’ve got candy to collect.
72. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Femur. Femur who? Femur words: give me the candy, please.
73. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivory. Ivory who? Ivory time I see a skeleton, it cracks me up.
74. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Garlic. Garlic who? Garlic not a great costume if you’re trying to make vampire friends.
75. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Silver. Silver who? Silver bullet. Don’t worry, I’m just dressed as one.
76. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl the werewolf be quiet? He can’t. It’s a full moon.
77. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fog. Fog who? Fog got my flashlight. Can I borrow yours?
78. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Midnight. Midnight who? Midnight snack. I’m a vampire and I’m hungry.
79. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Moans. Moans who? Moans and groans, that’s how zombies say hello.
80. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gruel. Gruel who? Gruel-some! Best costume on the block. Hands down.
3. Witch and Pumpkin Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Witches and pumpkins are practically the mascots of Halloween. These jokes lean into broomsticks, cauldrons, spells, jack-o-lanterns, and all that good gourd energy. Kids who go trick-or-treating in witch hats or carved pumpkin costumes are going to love this section.
If your kids are already fans of silly wordplay year-round, our collection of corny jokes that make everyone laugh is basically this, but for every month of the year.
81. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you stole my flying broomstick?
82. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Caldwell. Caldwell who? Caldwell the cauldron. It’s been bubbling all day.
83. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broom. Broom who? Broom-broom! Get out of the way, I’m coming in for a landing.
84. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hex. Hex who? Hex marks the spot for the best Halloween candy in the neighborhood.
85. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? S-P-E-L-L. Now give me candy or I’ll cast one.
86. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Potion. Potion who? Potion a little too much candy corn in my bag. Help.
87. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wart. Wart who? Wart are you doing? Open the door!
88. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cackle. Cackle who? Cackle if you must, but hand over the Reese’s first.
89. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Brew. Brew who? Brew-tally cold out here tonight. Hurry up!
90. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hocus. Hocus who? Hocus pocus, candy in focus. Let’s do this.
91. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pumpkin. Pumpkin who? Pumpkin patch called. You’ve got the best jack-o-lantern on the street.
92. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gourd. Gourd who? Gourd gracious, that’s a lot of candy!
93. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jack. Jack who? Jack-o-lantern, and I’ve been smiling all night. My face is starting to hurt.
94. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Carve. Carve who? Carve out some time for me. I’ve got jokes to share.
95. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Squash. Squash who? Squash the drama and just give me candy.
96. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Vine. Vine who? Vine-ally, someone answered the door!
97. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stem. Stem who? Stem the tide of scary, I’m just here for treats.
98. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lantern. Lantern who? Lantern on the porch is glowing! Did you see it from the street?
99. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Seed. Seed who? Seed me in this pumpkin costume? Best one out there.
100. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Coven. Coven who? Coven up for the night, but I still need candy first.
101. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broomstick. Broomstick who? Broomstick in the mud. Flying here was a nightmare.
102. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cauldron. Cauldron who? Cauldron’t stop laughing at that last joke.
103. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Warlock. Warlock who? Warlock your door on Halloween? Leave it open for the candy crew.
104. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toil. Toil who? Toil and trouble, now hand over the bubble. I mean candy.
105. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the house giving out the full-size bars?
106. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Caramel. Caramel who? Caramel apple or candy corn? The great Halloween debate.
107. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad it’s Halloween?
108. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Corn. Corn who? Candy corn. Love it or hate it, there’s no in between.
109. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Black. Black who? Black cat! Quick, which way did it go?
110. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Patch. Patch who? Pumpkin patch is calling. There’s still time to pick a good one.
111. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hayride. Hayride who? Hay-ride or walk, I’m still getting to every house on this street.
112. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sparkle. Sparkle who? Sparkle of the season. That’s you, witch hat and all.
113. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Shimmer. Shimmer who? Shimmer down, the trick-or-treating starts in five minutes.
114. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Velvet. Velvet who? Velvet rope at the haunted house. I’ve been standing here for an hour.
115. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hazel. Hazel who? Hazel-nut the best candy ever? Yes. Yes it is.
116. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Willow. Willow who? Willow you give me candy or not? I’ve been standing here forever.
117. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivy. Ivy who? Ivy scratched up from that haunted maze. Totally worth it.
118. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Shadow. Shadow who? Shadow creature behind you. Just kidding. Maybe.
119. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Midnight. Midnight who? Midnight snack run: pumpkin edition. Let’s go.
120. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abra. Abra who? Abracadabra! Your candy bowl just doubled. You’re welcome.
4. Silly and Goofy Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
This last batch is pure fun. No scary stuff here, just big laughs, groan-worthy wordplay, and the kind of jokes that kids will repeat for weeks. These are great for school parties, classroom Halloween events, or just long car rides on the way to the pumpkin patch.
If your crew loves silly humor in any season, you’ll also want to check out these wild animal puns and jokes and the hilariously bad dinosaur puns that kids absolutely love year-round. And while we’re at it, the pirate jokes collection is another crowd favorite when the adventure mood hits.
121. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open quick, I have the funniest Halloween joke to tell you!
122. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut worry, it’s just a Halloween joke!
123. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
124. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce try again next Halloween. This one fell flat.
125. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very Halloween bad joke. Warned you.
126. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Halloween. Finally!
127. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gum. Gum who? Gum on, let’s go trick-or-treating before the good candy runs out!
128. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kitty. Kitty who? Kitty up! It’s time for trick-or-treating!
129. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive Halloween! It’s the best night of the year.
130. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben waiting to go out trick-or-treating all day. Let’s go!
131. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hans. Hans who? Hans off my Halloween candy!
132. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs your doorbell, it’s broken. I’ve been knocking forever!
133. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden. Wooden who? Wooden shoe like more candy corn? No? Me neither.
134. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Aida. Aida who? Aida lot of sweets and now I’ve got the best tummy ache ever.
135. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for Halloween! Let’s go trick-or-treating!
136. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Diane. Diane who? I’m Diane to eat my Halloween candy. It smells so good.
137. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys not a Monday. Halloween on a weekend is perfect.
138. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like your candy? In a pillowcase, obviously.
139. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? Wow, didn’t know you were a cowboy at a Halloween party!
140. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Izzy. Izzy who? Izzy going to give me candy or what? I’ve been here ages!
141. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy moon is full and the wolves are howling, open the door!
142. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita more candy. My bag has a hole in it.
143. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alec. Alec who? Alec-tricity went out. Is this a haunted house or just a power outage?
144. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place to get the best candy on this street?
145. Knock, knock. Who’s there? May. May who? May I have some Halloween candy, pretty please?
146. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Celia. Celia who? Celia-brating Halloween all month long. Not just one night.
147. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and open the door, it’s freezing in this costume!
148. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toad. Toad who? Toad you I’d have the scariest costume. Told you!
149. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alma. Alma who? Alma Halloween candy is gone. This is a tragedy.
150. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don’t eat this much candy but it’s Halloween, so.
151. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nadia. Nadia who? Nadia head if you think this is a good joke. No pressure.
152. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sadie. Sadie who? Sadie magic words and I’ll show you my whole candy haul.
153. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? You keep saying that. Are you okay? Do you need a candy break?
154. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl be watching for ghosts tonight. Don’t worry, I’ve got us.
155. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little candy to get through the rest of this street.
156. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy bag get any heavier? I think I overdid it.
157. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Treat. Treat who? Treat me nice or I’m going to the neighbor’s house instead.
158. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Trick. Trick who? Trick question! It’s always treats on Halloween.
159. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Boo-last we had this year. Best Halloween yet!
160. Knock, knock. Who’s there? October. October who? October thirty-first. The best night of the year. Now give me candy!
Conclusion
Halloween only comes once a year, and that makes every laugh, every groan, and every perfectly timed knock-knock joke count just a little bit more. Share these Halloween knock-knock jokes for kids with the class, the cousins, the trick-or-treating crew, or anyone who could use a little extra silly on October 31st. The candy might run out, but the good jokes last all year.
